shit mickey

1. adj; n; expression insulting an ugly person who looks similar to mickey mouse
2. an expression of anger

1."shit mickey! she's fucking ugly!"
2."shit mickey! i am so pissed!"

by alex, david,sam,ernest June 21, 2008

shit money

The theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. Hence all your money is worth shit all.

'dude, that parking ticket was for £200!'
'Shit money.'

'man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!'
'shit money.'

by ihateslappers May 16, 2009

shit flap

A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.

"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".

by Eliott Remington IV April 13, 2006

shit chute

The arse hole.

Chode: Did you give it her up the shit chute?
Docter Phuck: Yes, yes I did.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

piece of shit

Most likely one under the following categories:

Your computer
Your life
Your house
Your television
Your phone
Your job
Any mechanical object in your household
A unspecified brown object left by one of your pets.

Stupid piece of shit!

by Nathis July 25, 2008

ugly as shit

When someone is fucking ugly. Everyone knows they are ugly and they know they are ugly.

Max Danner is ugly as shit.

by Courtney Crispin January 11, 2010

shit disturber

Started in Canada, a person who will at any cost go out of their to annoy and irritate people. This phrase originally started when people went around disturbing other random people in public washrooms when they were taking a shit. Consequently the people that were being disturbed, when taking a dump, would curse and get angry with thedisturber but they were not in a position to do anything since they were still in the public washroom stall with their pants down when the incident occurred. They were also not quick enough to catch the culprit in time before he or she ran out. When a person runs into the washroom wets toilet paper and throws it over the stall at the person taking a shit thus gaining a thrill out of it

Joe is a real shit disturber cause he always causes trouble.

by Mattew March 12, 2008