A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.
*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.
Now it's time to get my hands dirty...
Boy do I love a poo branch"
Now it's time to get my hands dirty...
Boy do I love a poo branch"
by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023
Get the Poo Branchmug. Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo
by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024
Get the Catfish Poomug. 
One or more tactical bowel movements prior to taking part in a dragon boat race, in order to reduce the overall weight of a boat during a race.
Sorry, I was a bit late lads. Having a tac-poo. I can tell you, the boat is much lighter now after releasing that behemoth!
by R Botak July 27, 2024
Get the tac-poomug. 
by reahna, ewqwsrdtfyughujkdrtfgy April 1, 2022
Get the ASSING POOmug. A: “omg I just failed my test”
B: “mine is frickity frackity poo material.”
A: “omg what’d u get”
B: “the teacher didn’t like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%”
A: “what the frickity frackity poo”
B: “mine is frickity frackity poo material.”
A: “omg what’d u get”
B: “the teacher didn’t like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%”
A: “what the frickity frackity poo”
by iamusingthisusername September 30, 2023
Get the what the frickity frackity poomug.