piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”

Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf

by Wyattwalnut December 1, 2020

piss

pee xoxox

person 1: piss person 2: pee xoxoxo

by hi xo December 4, 2020

Piss

Piss. Pee. Yellow stuff.

"Piss"
"Yum"

by Gothdnf November 7, 2021

false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022

Piss princess

A slutty queen who is madly inlove with ryan, wanted to get rained on a drum set by linus, and pissed into a water bottle for fun.

“GOD YOURE BEING SUCH A PISS PRINCESS RIGHT NOW….”

by Sosbus 🤤 March 4, 2023

piss off

To get mad at someone or send away.

The boy was told to piss off!

by anonymous November 28, 2021