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Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids
Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids
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Michael

1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.
On-a-call:
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...
by Le-me-go September 19, 2018
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson
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Reverse Michael Jackson

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.
She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.
by Avangaline July 12, 2018
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Michael's army

this is the name for the 5 sos fandom, since googlre and fan accounts didn'tgave me the name for the fandom. So i'm creating a new one, your welcome
i'm the michael's army
by is already taken October 4, 2019
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Michael Jackson Immortal

A Cirque Du Soleil show that ram in 2011. Its soundtrack featured 27 songs of Michael’s, lasting an hour and forty-two minutes. All songs were remixed and also featured The Jackson 5 and The Jacksons songs. It also featured artists 50 Cent, Janet Jackson, Kevin Antunes, Mick Jagger, Siedah Garrett, and Rockwell.
by rru12 November 4, 2023
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Michael

Michael is gorgeous and absolutely handsome man. I have met lots of fucking handsome men in the world, but Michael is definitely on the top of this list. His smile, beautilful and stunning eyes are always looking at me... Lets talk about his body.... God damn... hot as fuck.... If I am Michael, I would be mostly proud of my sexy ass. (Guys, I know about what I am talking about) You can just imagine Leonardo DiCaprio and you will know, what I am talking about. Let´s talk about personality. He means a lot in your life. He can make you laugh everytime. On the other hand, he can make your heart and eyes crying a lot. What I aboslutlely hate about him is that he can get mad in a few seconds and it is very difficult to explain him some importnat things. He is a godfather of little boy, and guys, when I see him with the little boy a promise you, that Michael will be the best father of your children. He is my everything. Love you, Michael!
Michael: "Heey, how are you? Is everything okay? I hadn´t know anything about you form last night. I am stressed! Just send me a message that you are okey."
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