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Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."
Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!
by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009
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Ass Milkshake

The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.
Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.

Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.

Miranda: OH SHIT!!
by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014
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The Arin Milkshake

A milkshake make of double cream and a fuck ton of suger.
May I introduced to you The Arin Milkshake
by Shadoweyes 27 August 10, 2018
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Milker

A social event that involves chugging milk.
You should come to the Benson Milker! It’s gonna be so hype!
by bensonhallpresident February 11, 2023
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Felchers milkshake

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action
Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt
by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019
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Mommy milkers

The act of having huge honkers.
“She got them honkers, them mommy milkers” “HONK HONK HONK”-Dash
by Shawtybae.101 February 12, 2021
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Strawberry Milkster

A. A man who puts his honor on the line and keeps drinking strawberry milk is known to all as Strawberry Milkster.

B. Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk during the day and wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
But it's cold outside.
You don't want to leave the comfort of your futon.
But the urge to pee gets stronger and stronger! Anguish! Worry! Trouble! You make up your mind and go to the toilet! You stand in front of the john! You let loose! Man, that feeling of release! All that pent-up feeling being released! But then you realize you're not in front of the john, you're still under the covers! That warm feeling spreads between your thighs.
But it won't stop.
You can't stop! That's what it's all about.
That's the true nature of Strawberry Milkster! Understand?!

C. Gintoki from the anime Gintama
I drink strawberry milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I guess you could say I'm something of a Strawberry Milkster!
by FrenchPea January 5, 2020
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