make ends meat

-the more rational way of describing life in a struggle, rather than "make ends meet"
-Making the bare minimum

i'm just out here tryin to make ends meat in this recession

by publius39 January 28, 2011

Meat Snowman Surprise

A meat snowman surprise is when you try to take care of your sibling, Anais, but fall asleep. The most likely outcome of this is a "meat snowman surprise" aka when you wake up to you making a snowman out of meat, and are therefore, surprised.

Gumball: I DON'T THINK PUTTING IN OUR BROWSER "MEAT SNOWMAN SURPRISE" WILL YIELD ANY INFORMING RESULTS

by NotLost October 18, 2022

Mississippi meat locker

When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.

Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.

by Snubbish December 11, 2017

Belgium Meat Waffle

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.

She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."

by Shannonbeaman April 14, 2014

African Meat Locker

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

by Jholder45th June 6, 2020

boot-buckle meat

Used to refer to both good and bad 'fat' areas on a girl's body. bubble butts, thick thighs and fat tits are considered 'good' boot-buckle meat. Whereas, cankles, guts, cum-bellies, fupas, muffin tops and booty do are 'negative' uses of the word.

...Look at this bitch's ass.... damn she's got some boot-buckle meat...

...damn that bitch has some thick ankles.... ughh, she's got some extra boot-buckle meat around her gut

by Neal Leafbug January 20, 2011

leaky meat bucket

the leaky meat bucket was a river faring vessel, captained by Ump and Buggly, the ships cargo was raw meat that had once been frozen but thawed on the long journy in the deserts sweltering heat. The juices from the rancid meat pooled in the floor of the boat and the putrid smell lingered for miles up river. Ump and Buggly grew used to the smell but every other boater on the canyon wretched and heaved their lunches when catching the smallest whif of her stern. there has never been another vessel like it nor will there ever be...

You could tell the leaky meat bucket had just ran lava falls... the eddy behind it was coated by a spectacular glimmering sheen of rancid meat slime and the sweet smell of rotten meat filled the air.

by squirrelbutter June 16, 2017