Law

The thing that holds people back from thier dreams and is rules for nerds

Police: by the name of the law let the hostages go!
Smart person: you can’t make me blah

by Carl the thinker January 7, 2023

co-cousin-nibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Petersen's Law

Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out

Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."

by N0isynick January 27, 2024

Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.

Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.

by Name Guru January 15, 2022

Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025

stepadopter-in-law

Spouse's stepadopter.

Stepadopter-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

Reed's Law

"Reed's Law" is an adage coined by @Andrew_Reed which states that "the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer."

This dude just got reed's law'd lol

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021