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Daniel

Daniel works in Wetherspoons and that's pretty much it...
"Alright lads, who fancies a night out soon?"

Daniel: "Sorry Lads, can't. I've got work. In Wetherspoons. All the time."
by JonD88 June 21, 2019
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Damn Daniel

DAMN DANIEL insert whale sounds
by Man On Cans November 10, 2022
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Daniel

A guy who is so white that he blinds people. Paper crumples in comparison to him. When you take a picture of him in bright areas you won't see him.
Random Guy 1: Who the heck is that guy my eyes hurt.
Random Guy 2: That's Daniel. I can't take a picture with him because he literally is invisible in pictures.
by FishyOnMe123 November 13, 2020
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Daniel James

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be: TaoChiThe Great Spirit Chuck Norris

Energy

Infinity

Sublime

ect

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.

The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity . One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It is has unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
by 𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄 December 22, 2023
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Daniel

A sexy intelligent mindful person who will always treat you right. he has a massive dick and will shove it deep inside your mouth. he might seem like an innocent person, but when you get to know him, he will break your back.
Girl 1 : Have you heard of daniel
Girl 2 : Heard of him, I practically chocked on his giant 8 incher
Girl 3 : I want to Fuck him so hard
by Boy234 June 13, 2022
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jack the daniel

1 : Dude, see that guy over there?
2 : Yeah..
1 : He’s gonna jack the daniel.
by peterparker430 November 2, 2022
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Daniel Wheelchair

an absolute spanner who will work in CEX all his life.
“did you see that bloke necking down g-fuel and red bull the other day

“must have been daniel wheelchair
by Hadacurry January 25, 2025
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