Owl's Foot

A measure of short time or distance.

I'll fly in on Saturday for the party then catch the a plane the next morning. You won't even know dawg, I'll be gone in an owl's foot.

by p-tank June 14, 2021

ventis_left_foot

the best mother, father, sister and brother to ever exist. she is also the best barbara main

ventis_left_foot's barbara does better damage than some of y'all's tartaglia

by bveor July 20, 2021

World-Class Footballer

A World-Class Footballer Is Someone Who Ranks In The Top 5 Players In That Position. The Player Must Also Be Performing At A High Level For The Last 3 Seasons.

THESE ARE THE ONLY World-Class Footballer IN THE EPL: KDB, VVD, ALISSON, SALAH, FABINHO, TRENT, ROBERTSON, HARRY KANE, SON, LUKAKU, RONALDO.

by Footy Geek September 8, 2021

kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

by helonat0 October 2, 2021

old mill football team

Shitters who got packed by broadneck

Old mill football team got shit on

by Oxpy October 13, 2021

Beal City Football

Beal City Football is full of guys who think they’re the shit when most are just douche bags. Although there actions speak different considering they are like goated at football.

I’m joining Beal City Football!
LMAO, have fun with those douche bags

by i hate u bitches101 November 30, 2021

Kiss a football⚽️ player day

At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.

OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.

by SBaumgart December 2, 2021