Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.

Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."

by daklaaa March 20, 2024

bone collector

n. A female who has children with multiple men.

Crystal is on her third baby from a different man. That hoe is a bone collector.

by Honestjane843 April 12, 2024

Tamworth College

Tamworth college is a glorified brothel, except the standards for hiring are lower, the best thing you can get out of this college is a greater tolerance to pain. This college gets donations from the food bank. There is always a cheesey smell in the hallways of the main building.

John : "I went to tamworth college"
War Veteran : "Thank you for your service"

by Victim no.233 April 14, 2024

Lausanne Collegiate

A very interesting school with the world's most best kids ever. But don't get tempted, it's not that easy to be at this school.

person 1: "Where is Lausanne Collegiate?"
person 2: "Down on Massey road!"

by masseyhouseontop__ April 15, 2024

ite college west

this school is quite literally a cage for malays. so many Matreps and YPs thinking they are the shit. Every corner will always have a bunch of guys gathered up either smoking or cussing innocent people out. Back gate is also filled with vapers and smokers. so many nonsence in school of IT too.

hakim: 'eh bro after N lvl i want go ite college west ah'
danial: 'actly eh bro work burger king better ah'

by yrmaddercbnic May 14, 2024

Ashbury College

Ashbury College is a private boarding/day school in Rockcliffe, Ottawa, Canada. A superior institution than those in the public schooling system (lmao). Ashburians are simply better. Boarders here are pretty cool but mainly day kids. Ashburians are generally from higher economic standing than public schoolers (except like 5 day kids that get aid but thier cool).

Yeah did you hear about that Nobel Prize Winner?

Yep he went to Ashbury College right?

Yeah the kids thier are so smart

by ashburyWs June 5, 2024

Padua College

School where a bunch of scrawny fags and wanna be hoodlums who vape go to.

Person 1: "Padua College is a shithole."
Person 2: "Yes it is."

by please throw your phone away June 19, 2024