by hollyRoxxx January 25, 2022
Get the douchemug. by _majestical_testicle_ July 25, 2018
Get the Douche flutermug. at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.
le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
by somethingican May 25, 2020
Get the douche bagmug. 
by the_master_of_funk September 24, 2010
Get the douche swindlermug. A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.
Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.
by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009
Get the Pseudo-Douchemug. (n) A delivery app driver that double-parks by the entrance to one's favorite restaurant, therefore blocking the entrance for in-person customers - such as GrubHub or DoorDash
Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
by PaulSNJ January 31, 2023
Get the Door Douchemug.