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bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.
Tom is being a total bird candy right now.
by 011000110 June 23, 2017
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The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.
Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
by Homer001 June 3, 2022
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Bird Pool

The ejaculation of semen into one owns belly button in the scenario of no hankys
Coronation Street was on and I hand no hankys, so I just Bird Pool it
by KenbearIreland December 30, 2016
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the smallest bird

by CrimsonGuy64 March 27, 2023
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Norwegian Bird’s Nest

Requirements: Obese Woman, Eggs, and Male.

A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is when you fuck a short stubby fat chicks rolls, cum in them, then crack an egg and eat it out.

Origins: A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is defined after the nests that many birds leave on the side of cliffs.
Man that chick is so fat I could pop a Norwegian Bird’s Nest on that hoe.
by Wtfsir October 31, 2025
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Dublin Bird-Bath

When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.
Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!
by BronzeGladiator November 3, 2023
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angry birds

Parents that are Pissed off because you report ça laisse à désirer and they refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic.
I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.
by Sexydimma December 18, 2014
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