Poo Pant

An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.

person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*

by poo_panter73 July 27, 2021

Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.

Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024

dAd pOo

Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones

Although MY mum is 5% worse

“Dad-I need the toilet

Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo

by Weird fish weird bishhh September 01, 2019

poo out

'to poo out' - to back out of a situation, to let someone down

'are you still coming out on Friday Eleanor?'

'sorry I can't I'm skint'

'noooo don't poo out'

by jessicatmiaow April 06, 2009

poo-fender

When someone doesn't "use the brush after they flush" on a regular basis in the workplace.

Damn girl - the Poo-fender has been at it again! That biatch doesn't use the brush after she flushes yo!

by LouUnder June 15, 2015

Big poo energy

Authentic or unique. Not afraid to be oneself.

I like you, you really have big poo energy

by Ellis Smith May 27, 2019

Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025