Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.

“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”

by I Don’t Have a Small Penis June 22, 2022

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Ancient penis

A very old and smelly penis

Hey Grandpa you have an Ancient penis

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

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The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'

Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?

by Angel_k June 26, 2022

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penis town

"im going to penis town" or "just got out of penis town" is two sentenses using the word "penis town". "penis town" is a way to say that something sucks, penis town is where you go when youre at the lowest point in your life. and where you got whatever sucks so badly.

after this im headed straight to penis town.

by penis townsman September 2, 2022

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