almond milk evaporator

Someone or something which evaporates almond milk - typically a wave of light or radiaton.

My 732 gallons of almond milk stored at the coordinates 31.29492, -116.45114 has been evaporated by the *almond milk evaporator* I shall now seek revenge by bombing Michigan.

by youCantOutAlmondTheHut August 5, 2022

Milk

White protein substance derived from a mammary gland, beans, or nuts

Can I get soy or Almond Milk?

by Islandborne September 1, 2016

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards

Did you see timmy eating cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

Titty Milk

Something that is particularly more tasteful.
The phrase alludes to children liking breast milk more than store bought cow's milk.

Normally I'd be mad about my 3.8 GPA, but that's some titty milk right there.

by Thicc Daddy LOAF May 1, 2021

Milk

Vodka

Haven't had my morning milk yet. Can I get a shot?

by altndm May 29, 2017

Milk in a wine glass

Just imagine some milk being poured in a wine glass, throughout the progress you have goosebumps all over you're body, thinking how disgusting that is. Its basically "disgusting" but lengthened into 5 words.

"God damnit, you're just milk in a wine glass. Get away from me! Gross."

by AdamLmao November 19, 2020

Bilking your Milk

Touching yourself in a pleasurable manner and getting caught

"Oh God! Are you bilking your milk on the subway?! "

by Janlevinsongould May 3, 2018