Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
by Shamu9000 May 20, 2022
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. "Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"
by Fluthy March 18, 2022
Get the Douchemug. When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022
Get the Douche bag drive bymug. One with an excessive quality of douchiness. Someone who does moronic actions for the sole intent of douchifying everybody's day.
That douche nozzle just cut me off in traffic! I'm gonna ram my car so far up his ass he won't be able to shit for a week!
by Everyone's Favorite Nerd March 24, 2016
Get the Douche nozzlemug. loser who claims fame but has never had it, claims tours of America that were in fact holidays paid for by wife and family, and tries to tell folks about said holidays at a child's funeral.
by Hamadryad July 29, 2012
Get the douchemug. by thepainfuldeath September 21, 2009
Get the Douche Fleetmug. A douche of bros is the collective noun for a group of bros. The bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”
A group of bros
A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.
A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.
A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
Get the Douche of brosmug.