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Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him
by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023
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Death

Something that happens when you dont do your duolingo lessons
Me: oh no, its 24 hours and 1 seconds after my last lesson
*Duo comes in*
death
by auex December 20, 2022
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Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.
"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"
by gbrodee April 9, 2015
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