social bedtime

“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.

It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!

by clb628 March 6, 2024

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Nigerian Bedue

The act of when ones sexual partner uses their warm piss as a substitute for a traditional bedue; for pleasure and cleaning.

John gave me a Nigerian Bedue last week, its cleaned me up so well

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

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Roblox Bedwars

The game where all 10 year olds unite to be toxic and say slurs that cause war crimes. Not to be confused with ACTUAL bedwars.

Kid: Hey bro, wanna hop on bedwars?
Kid 2: Roblox Bedwars??
Kid: No shit, sherlock!
Kid 2: Oh, sure! Let’s sweat on little kids and call them racial slurs!
Kid: Alright!

by Hazodaki April 20, 2024

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Water Bedlam

A prank where you put your friend out on a lake or any other body of water (includes swimming pools) whilst they're sleeping on an air mattress or any other buoyant thingy like a small boat. And the tide or wind causes them to go far.

We managed to set up the Dipping pitbefore april fools day,my bae and i decided to prank my brofo with the water bedlam.

We did and he looked like he was going to go full street fighter on us when he got out of the pit

by ErPhox05 September 9, 2024

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