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bag blastin

when you have and overly saggy nutsack and you can hold it in yer hands like a waist belt and slap people in the face with yer nutz. kinda like teabagging but you run up and blast them in the face with yer ball bag
guy 1: we should do some serious bag blastin at this party tonight...
Guy 2: fuck yea, some chicks are gonna get bag blasted for sure!
by mrcreeper April 17, 2009
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glory bag

Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.
dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!
by squatchwatch November 29, 2011
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Show bag

Ahh Shut up yer fucken Show bag.
by Matoman February 19, 2017
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tattle bags

Big awesome soggy tits, that when seeing them you are filled with urge to tell everyone about them. EVERYONE
Mmmmmmhmmm girl you be swinging some major tattle bags.
by Brutalis July 19, 2016
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Bag Pouch

verb: To take everything out of a book bag, turn it inside out, and returning all the books to the inside (or outside in this case)
Usually done as a prank.
After Nick gave John a 'Rusty Screwdriver', he also bag pouched his book bag!
by scarywolf91 March 22, 2008
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Bag of Cheetos

What you want to say to somebody over the internet. Its effect is as if someone used a racial slur. The offended party proves that they are, in fact, a bag of cheetos and are worthy of such a title.
Person: I don't know. I still say Donsld Trump is the worst president ever

You: Shut the fuck up, you bag of cheetos!

Person: What did you fucking call me?!

Hey, watch out for this troll. He's just a bag of cheetos!
by The guy who is a person January 6, 2019
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Bag of Tacos

A group of lesbian or bisexual woman (preferably more than two) under the sheets or in a sleeping bag, usually naked.
Dude, check out those two drunk chicks making out! That is a Bag of Tacos waiting to happen!
by Don Juan Dungeon Master August 6, 2011
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