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douche nozzle

Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.
by Fancay November 20, 2015
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La Douche

one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills
"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."
by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009
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Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch November 7, 2012
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Douche

Comes from French word "Dusche".
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.
Harris is such a douche!
by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT September 18, 2024
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Douche

by Aphiina April 15, 2019
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El douche-acabra

The douche monster or the monster of douches.

Like a mega douche but way douchier.

It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023
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Douche

A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.
Shane is such a douche
by JustSomeRandomLad December 15, 2022
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