lil dead shit

Ya lil dead shit
by Western 1234 December 01, 2017
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Unside-down dead unicorn

When you and your partner get on the top bunk of a bunk bead with rails and the receiving partner assumes doggy style and the delivering partner does a handstand and leans the package into the desired hole while convulsing and making horse noises
"Omg. Becky, kyle and I did the Unside-down dead unicorn last night on the top bunk and it rocked my world"
by CerberusX01 October 16, 2021
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The Dead Robbin

When a man walks out of a shower with the towel not properly positioned and bends over to pick something out exposing the beanbag to others in the room that looks like a dead, hanging upside down Robbin.
When we first check in, Joe takes a shower and walks out without a towel looking for one, exposing The Dead Robbin to his roommates.
by Rocket Richard July 22, 2024
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Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.
by Hahaha bad February 09, 2022
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Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery
by MPaaS4Life August 05, 2021
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to draw dead

In poker, to continue in a hand when there are no cards remaining in the deck that can help you.
by Stu Ungar August 14, 2003
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Dead combatants

None cowards who limp away kneecapped from my door to their ambulance after bringing a nuclear weapon to a nuclear armed secure facility, residential or otherwise.
I leave you dead combatants for treason and trespassing...
by Cody5050 November 09, 2020
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