Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

Dead Horse Vibe

Food is delicious. When you eat it, you become delicious too. Without food, you would not be delicious and anyone who wanted to could eat you whenever they felt like it.

Yum. That Dead Horse Vibe was delicious. Too bad it didn't eat any food, I got a meal. Muahahaha.

by Starsnake May 29, 2016

big dead

another word for suicide, but censored, or with a built in trigger warning. mainly used on tiktok when talking about depression because you have to censor yourself.

today i thought about doing the big dead, but i talked to a friend and they reminded me how much i matter to them.

by ahegaocherry June 7, 2020

fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"

"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"

by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023

dead wife montage

A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.

This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.

"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"

by Lillie Morgenstern 89 June 30, 2024

Dead Dawg

American meaning: A dead dog.
British meaning: Poor quality stardog.

American: “That poor dead dawg”
British: “Rah thats some dead dawg”

by Gelato 41 April 11, 2022

The Dead Flag Blues

The sadness that comes from living a failing system.

Based on the song off of F# A# ♾️ by Godspeed You! Black Emperor with the same name

"Why does the country keep going to shit, it makes me have the Dead Flag Blues"

by GameScientist January 20, 2025