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Take a trump

I heard it was to take a 10 to 15 miniute shit or dump, Turns out it's to flust a country down the tubes and pretend it never happended. "It wasn't me it was you"
Hay you look constipated and have have a shitty attitude, how about you "Take a trump"
by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020
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Give and take

Your partner gives you head or they take Dick
We have a give and take relationship she gives me head or she takes this dick
by Tijuana slayer August 12, 2024
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《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》
《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》
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taking a hot shit

1) when large amounts of hot molten diarrhea or soft stool exits your bum causing a burning sensation on your rectum
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
Jamie’s friend:
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:

“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
by Jimmy knows 42 July 25, 2024
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take your first swing ya dog

A line eshays say when they are fighting someone. They say it when you look like you are scared and never attack.
eshay 2: *continues dodging swings*
eshay 1: take your first swing ya dog
by TheSBPony December 16, 2021
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Take a Miley

crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump);to defecate; diarrhea
I'm going to have to stop quickly; I need to take a Miley. I wiped my ass and saw a gross Miley on the toilet paper.
by Sir crappington October 12, 2015
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