two pegging

Being challenged to a game of battleship in a second date and getting absolutely destroyed when with 100% accuracy they sink your last two peg battle ship.

She won the bet man, absolutely dummied me two pegging for the win.

by Mtvm February 18, 2023

Two Shea

When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.

PERSON 1 : “Hello, I am Shea.”
PERSON 2 : “Hello, I am also Shea.”
PERSON 3 : “Two Shea.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

Two-bit Mathews

Hottest character from the Outsider's. He has ultimate unspoken rizz.

gigachad two-bit mathews stan: bros absolutely stunning

by simpforyouuu December 2, 2022

two man

when a girl wants to bring along her friend to hangout with her s/o so he brings a friend to not get cockblocked

jaden is the best at two mans 😜

by jjbbtkgkgk December 3, 2022

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 3, 2022

Two and an Ankle

A cliche regarding the two mystery objects (implications can be unknown or subjective to the specific scenario at hand) accompanied by the part between the calf and the heel which are intended on being hastily and forcefully inserted into another individual's anus.

To Addy's sarcastic remark, Billy stated that he would sure give her two and an Ankle if she kept up that sassy attitude.

by EggBoii December 5, 2022

Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 10, 2022