TOAST

TITLE OF A SEX TAPE

Johnny “it was really hard”
Grandma “FUCKING TOAST”

by grindogg December 31, 2021

Thomas Chamberlain

Thomas Chamberlain gets all the ladies. His jokes are absolute knee slappers and he has a truly gargantuan gluteus maximus.

person: thomas chamberlain is cute
jesus: true

by ……………………. January 6, 2022

Thomas

The greatest person alive

Thomas is so beautiful

by anonymous January 11, 2022

Thomas D’Lima

Is a frequent user of awwww caaammmoon, also cuts hair better than anyone you’ve seen.

“Awww caaammmoooon” hey that’s what Thomas D’Lima says

by Ausman98 January 12, 2022

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

Tamás

A god

Person 1: who are you?
Person 2: My name is Tamás

Person 1: wow, you’re a god!

by 8664tz January 17, 2022

THOMAS GILL

A FUCKING PUSSY WITH ZERO PLAY NO BITCHES

YOUR SUCH A THOMAS GILL I SWEAR

by xxlolihunterxx January 19, 2022