shit swirl

Another term for a chocolate swirly, when someone (often a jock) dunks a victim's face into a toilet full of shit, holds their head down, and flushes. Often paired with an intense wedgie.

Noah just gave that nerdy kid Dylan a shit swirl and now he's in a hanging wedgie on the stall door with shit smeared all over his face!

Hey nerd, it's shit swirl time!

by yikestbh July 12, 2017

bag that shit

A term in which is used by most commonly drug users.

Dealer: "How much you want?"
Customer: "Quarter ounce"
Deal: "This do for you?"
Customer: "Bag that shit."

by RawTing October 12, 2015

shit pumped

To get reamed in Call of Duty.

Oh man, we totally just got shit pumped!

by Monkey Sack September 9, 2009

shit lips

1) Affectionate term for a fuck buddy who gives good rimjobs

2) 24 hour dial up service provider for poor college girls to earn money by licking ass.

1) "do we get to meet your new girlfriend tonight"
"yeah she'll be here in a minute, I can't wait, she gives good rimjobs. There she is... HEY SHIT LIPS, OVER HERE!!"

2) Courtney: so I got this new job, licking ass, I work from home and I love it! Am I bad coz I like the taste of guys ass sweat?
Mike, Andreas, Tommy and Drew (in unison): YOU FUCKING SLUT! SUCK US ALL OFF, SHIT LIPS!!!

by skumliterati March 11, 2015

shit frosted

someone smothered in shit

OMG she's been shit frosted by that damn cow

by icenate February 3, 2004

pack shit

To be the active or inserting partner in anal intercourse.

I wanted him to fuck me, and he told me he just loved to pack shit.

by Mouther May 28, 2007

Insurance Shit

When you take a shit either A: so you don't have to later on while there is no time or B: are not sure if you have to fart or have to shit so you go do it on the toilet.

A: "Dude, I'm not sure my bowels will make it the entire road trip without me taking an insurance shit before we leave"

B: "Dude, I'm not sure if I have to fart or crap so I'd better go take an insurance shit just in case"

by Mikeunt October 22, 2010