National Suck Dick Day

Every year on January 8 you can show her this for free head

“hey babe, did you know its national suck dick day?”

by dickothy January 2, 2022

Suck fuck!

The extreme Australian version of "Suck shit!", meaning that the person saying it is either rejoicing in, or is indifferent to, the other person's misfortune.

"I'm going fishin' early tomorrow morning off the rocks at the beach, and I had a blowout of both me thongs - and the bloody shops are now shut."

"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"

by Cool4Katz November 13, 2025

you suck at bedwars

Someone saying that you are really bad at Bedwars.

OMG YOU SUCK AT BEDWARS

by !R142 8 Train July 20, 2022

National Suck Dick Day

National suck dick day is on 6th May.
Get you dick sucked or suck someones dick and celebrate

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by Dicksuccer69 May 29, 2018

suck my clit

girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.

dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds

Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it

by iluvtaylortots December 26, 2024

National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th

Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may

by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022

the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"

by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020