brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head

I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall

by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017

Reverse Michael Jackson

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.

She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.

by Avangaline July 12, 2018

Reverse Michael Jackson

verb. For anything to go from a lighter shade of colour to a darker one.

guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"

by Silhouyata February 02, 2020

Michael Espinoza

short.

Michael Espinoza is short

by big_boy_chalupa February 20, 2021

Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

The Michael Irvin

When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.

I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.

by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025