i like you as a person

Basically there is no hope in a relationship so keep the friendship strong. They like who you are as a friend but they don’t see you going anywhere as they only like you as a friend.

“I like you “ - her

“ I like you as a person” - him

by Ahhssjdjjssn June 10, 2018

i feel like shit

The feeling you have after (whether it's right then or soon after) you find out that you are the cause of someone either feeling sad, mad, or has been screwed over by your actions.

Man, i feel like shit after i found out my girl didn't want me to do what i did.

by Vilma's Mikey May 19, 2008

God you're like a goat

Phrase used in the movie Revenge of The Nerds. Translated, it means "God your such a slut"

When Carl found that his wife was cheating on him he exclaimed,"God you're like a goat!"

by Kailyn! January 12, 2008

eat the booty like groceries

1. to suck or eat the booty clean

"what are you gonna do to my booty?"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"

by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015

That sounds like a you problem

A sentence coined by Nirthya, it is a dismissal used when someone is complaining too much about someone or a situation and you know there is no real problem with said person or situation so you say this to shut them down.

Person A: "I hate the fact that Jeremy slept with Stevie, like what the actual fuck is wrong with him?"

You: "Okay but what's wrong with Stevie?"

Person A: "I don't know, but I don't like him."

You: "Huh, that sounds like a you problem."

by orlandoboom October 1, 2019

like shooting fish in barrel

ridiculously easy (see also (as) easy as shooting fish in a barrel)

Beating that game is like shooting fish in a barrel.

by Light Joker July 3, 2005

I like your shoes

When someone says "I like your shoes" or "Nice shoes" that means they want to fuck you

Jim: Hey Tammy, I like your shoes
Tammy: Thanks Jim, you want to fuck or what?

by Dallasfuckingmead April 20, 2008