James Gipson

James is also known as failed abortion and his dad left to get the milk and never came

Hey James Gipson

by FunnyDefiniton November 19, 2022

James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.

Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

james

a really cold corn dog , and realllllly short and very rude, that's on periodddddd..

Thats James thats in the coner
Hes so weird

by racecars December 17, 2019

James

If a James and a Rhonda ever meet, they will be the envy of everyone! A true Capricorn and Leo dynamic duo who will rock at everything they do!

James and Rhonda are the bee's knees.

by Been-It November 6, 2020

James

Typically either a really white dude or an asian dude. They can either be super fucking sus or be the best person you've ever met

James: OH YES DADDY FUCK ME HARDER
Person 2: shut the fuck up

or...

James: Hey dude look, everything will be alright! I'm here for you
Person 2: Thanks man you're the best

by Zewen E November 26, 2021

James

Bald.

that james is bald

by billybaldballs November 22, 2021

James Mathis

One of the loudest people you'll ever meet. Has a funny way of loving someone. But has a big heart. He will be there if you ever need him. Onr of the most caring people ever. You'll know him when you see him by his big smile

But has a tiny butt....

Person 1: "There goes James Mathis"
Person 2: "He has a perfect butt"

by Sgvdhvdutv May 13, 2022