Man A: Coming to play fortnite
Man B: sure
Man B’s Girlfriend : you always spend more time on that game than with me
Man B: sure
Man B’s Girlfriend : you always spend more time on that game than with me
by I like fortnite May 15, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by SLAVEemperor September 10, 2023
Get the FORTNITEmug. A permanent disability affecting people ages 9-18. This disability causes them to spend hours upon building structures and sweating their asses off. In very special cases, they may even turn this disability into a career, officially turning them into an epic gamer
by BotClapper March 13, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. That one game that still to this day of you reading this (I hope) is still making people a ton of money from things like YouTube, Twitch, eSports, and more. They absolutely love to listen to the community and put in big robots to force players back to other games. And now they're gonna copy and paste an avengers story and make it their "own".
Little Timmy: "Who wants to play fortnite?"
Absolutely no one: "meeee!!"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT??"
Absolutely no one: "meeee!!"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT??"
by The_Lost_Ninja August 29, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. by xXxPus3yD3str0y3rxXx April 30, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. “mummy can I have v-bucks for fortnite?”
“no Timmy you may not have any v-bucks”
*smashing of console intensifies”
“no Timmy you may not have any v-bucks”
*smashing of console intensifies”
by Realtor Joe December 30, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. 