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Ooga Booga Fortnite 

When your bulge is so fucking big that all the furries in the world start running towards you.
Me: *has big peen*
Furries: *Notices bulge* OWO WHAT IS THIS?!?
Me: dies in tidal flood of furries
Mortician at my funeral: Ooga Booga Fortnite
Mortician: Fuck Sergals

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE 

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

Minecraft Vrs Fortnite 

It was a great war spanning generations. Minecraft, in the end, took the victory and crushed Fortnite. Youtube won with 100 Billion Veiws on Youtube in the year of 2019. Fortnite lost with only 86 Billion Views.
Some random dude at my sleepover: "Bruh how is Minecraft Vrs Fortnite going?"

Me: *Shakes him* "We won Mr Stark. We won."

International Fortnite School 

A school were you meet Jake Paul and John Wick, and get to be an epic Fortnite gamer! You also need to give John Wick your mom's credit card so he can stab the noobs with it!
Person 1: Hey do you go to the International Fortnite School?
Person 2: Yeah! It's so cool!

No Fortnite year 

Every year we celebrate no Fortnite year and play only great no virginity giving games.
-Oh you've heard Lucas turned virgin?
-Yeah, he played fortnite on no Fortnite year