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faceboogle

When a person, usually a young, blonde woman, uses facebook as if it were google by posting simple questions as her statuses, thereby asking her friends for the answer.
John: Did you see Derpina's status last night?

Joe: You mean the one that asked how many toes a cat has?

John: Yeah, that dumb bitch faceboogled.
by The_Faceboogler November 27, 2011
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Facehooking

When females intentionally go on Facebook and post pictures, posts, and/or memes as to stimulate others sexually to use towards either inflating their ego/self esteem, flirting, or sexual favor in person or messaging. Also, used for cheating, hookups, and meeting someone.
She got on her phone and posted a filter picture with her cleavage bubbling out on Facebook to see what guys hit her up. Facehooking again.
by CincyTitan513 April 6, 2021
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Facebookaholic

He's a facebookaholic.
What's facebookahol? lolololololololololl
by |-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4 January 6, 2008
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faceboogle

I just needed to find out how hot Sandra's new boyfriend is, so I faceboogled him.
by FFalcon April 16, 2008
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facebooker

one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.
michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.
by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009
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facebookemia

when someone posts on facebook that they are sick, so when they have called out sick to work, friends have no choice but to accept the fact that the person is sick
worker 1: But Lisa posted on FB that she's "sick as a dog"

worker 2: Yeah, facebookemia again, the only thing she's sick of is working!
by porkzilla August 23, 2011
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instant facebooking (IF)

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.
I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.
by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009
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