the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable
Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."
by Bonbonben May 28, 2017

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.
Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023

"Let's EAT!"
by Faultycriminal1 March 30, 2025

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
by Lil241 June 11, 2018

by likeorangememesivonfacebook June 8, 2017

A school that shall train you to eat thou booty, the correct way with no hesitation. Can also be a school for pussy eating and soul snatching.
by KING JONNY March 26, 2020

by pablowisdom January 6, 2017
