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Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable
Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."
by Bonbonben May 28, 2017
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Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.
Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023
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EAT

me: YUM WII REMOTE YAAAOAOAKXKSIA Miis: AAAAAAAAAAA
by Faultycriminal1 March 30, 2025
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bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."
by Lil241 June 11, 2018
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eat a xan

When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.
Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!
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Booty Eating Academy

A school that shall train you to eat thou booty, the correct way with no hesitation. Can also be a school for pussy eating and soul snatching.
"Hey Jerry how you eat booty so good?"
Booty eating academy in your neighborhood today.
by KING JONNY March 26, 2020
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Beat em and eat em

What you do during oral sex
Those two are going to beat em and eat em
by pablowisdom January 6, 2017
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