Ass Almonds

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.

Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

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Fruittoot ass

Someone who knows not what he/she says. Same as a headass or faceass.

Yea bro, that fruittoot ass boy hmu the other night.

by John Doe just like a hoe December 18, 2021

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trapezoid ass

An ass that's shaped like an upside down trapezoid. Asses become this shape more with grandmas and older folks

That girl has a trapezoid ass, its way out of shape

by Fireman85 March 26, 2022

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Ass Borrow

When someone asks you to have sex, but you do not want , so you borrow an ass from your fellas.

Person 1: Dude that guy wants to nail me! Can I Ass Borrow you?

Person 2: Sure!

by znicErPazzoSeTePijoTammazzo1 November 13, 2020

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Assed out

To be out of luck or screwed.

"Mom, can I go to the mall?
"You're assed out because I have no gas to take up"

by anonymous December 8, 2020

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Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2020

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