You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.
Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!
by BofaDispenser December 5, 2024
Get the All Anal Aprilmug. 
A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.
by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 3, 2021
Get the Anal Ringmug. "no mom dad that text is named after my favorite bible passage"
"your favorite bible passage is 'anal 69'?"
"yeah a-nal 6:9 'thou shalt not nut in ze butt'"
"your favorite bible passage is 'anal 69'?"
"yeah a-nal 6:9 'thou shalt not nut in ze butt'"
by Possibly_Catholic? March 21, 2022
Get the Anal 69mug. by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021
Get the Beaver Anal Glandsmug. Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.
by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022
Get the Anal-Rapturemug. A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.
Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
by The_MuslimiZer July 9, 2009
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