Bipat's Law is that anything said by the poster should be taken as absolute truth, even in the face of evidence proving otherwise.
Bipat: X happened.
A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.
Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.
Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.
A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.
Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.
Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.
by doilookfriendlytoyou July 20, 2021
Get the Bipat's Lawmug. The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.
Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.
by BollysPhysicsFun December 7, 2020
Get the Raymond's Lawmug. 
Get the co-second-cousin-in-lawmug. My grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the grandnephew-in-lawmug. Despite common misconceptions, Parkinson’s law is in fact more akin to Poka Yoke whereby a relentless focus on increasing the efficiency of an organization through any means necessary benefits both employees and shareholders.
When a management consultant applied Parkinson’s law to make my call center more efficient by requiring us to badge in to use the bathroom, I was initially upset because I could no longer take a nap in the stall after lunch, but soon realized I got more done at work at slept better at night. Win win!
by Bezos said so April 29, 2021
Get the Parkinson’s lawmug. “Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”
“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”
Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C
Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)
cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab
“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”
Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C
Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)
cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab
by kumicakes September 23, 2025
Get the Law of Cosinesmug. My 2C1R-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
Get the 2C1R-in-lawmug.