there will be three hits in the fight

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

Created by Lendawg circa 2007.

There will be three hits in the fight;

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

by LendawgTheGoat September 9, 2023

Luna will give birth

Luna Loud from The Loud House will have Sully's children.

Luna will give birth

by doodeet3 September 12, 2023

I will end your life

A verbal threat used to scare someone or to inform someone that you are about to murder them and end their life/existence.

Roy: I will end your life if you keep talking to me.
Steve: did you really just threaten me? By saying your going to end my life??

by ZachLightsUp September 23, 2023

craig willacy

defender of blakelaw, snipper of dustys, crusader of ketamine

"you sniffed that much ketamine?! you are a real craig willacy!"

by Benlikeslily September 24, 2023

Joseph Wilcoxed

A process involving being transformed and informed through physical and sensual means.

I just got Joseph Wilcoxed, I’ll never believe the experience I just had, parts of me will never be the same.

by Bestbuyed141 October 7, 2023

I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.

Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023