Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants

-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise

by Lamasisful July 19, 2023

mexican dish

When someone says he or she will bring fancy food on New Year’s Eve, but instead brings six billion table tennis balls just to be weird.

She brought her Mexican Dish again and we all know what that means!

by bestboyelectric December 30, 2019

Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022

Mexican pancake

When someone cums of your faces and waits for it to dry so you can eat it

Let me make you into. a Mexican pancake babe

by Quizhpi the best April 21, 2023

mexican poison

Another name for Tequila.

Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"

by Lalalalala3 June 27, 2017

Soggy Mexican

When you are plowing someone's hole, then slap avocado on the hole and continue plowing until it turns into guacamole and both parties eat some

Dude 1: Bro, how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Man it was awesome! I gave her a Soggy Mexican after the movie.

by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025