J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021

Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints

Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up

by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017

[j-bomb]

Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.

Did that guy just drop a j-bomb? The fucking toilet is overflowing.

by mr-leo October 16, 2008

J. F. K.

When you explode on a girls face as she screams trying to get out of the car

Dude I totally gave Veronica a J. F. K. last night.

by Brenno69er August 13, 2020

big J

a boy so large that he physically disrupts earth's gravitational rules

"did you see that big J? what a bowling ball."

by welovetoseeit2019 March 26, 2020

SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

by dr.die October 7, 2021

Drop a J

Derived from the term of "dropping a Jump-Shot", but can also be used for taking a dump.

"Hey, man - I'll catch up with you here in a few. I need to hit the head and drop a J."

by Collin C. Dulaney September 22, 2007