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Penis fish

Urechis unicinctus. A worm that looks like a penis. They washed up on California at the beginning of 2020. Make sense.
Chad 1: Bro can I have your penis fish
Chad 2: Sure mate, just be sure to give it back though
by Peter stop please September 11, 2020
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Face Penis

Someone who wears their mask but still exposes their nose
Look at that guy in a crowded tube exposing his face penis
by 26081993 September 12, 2020
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Penis Feelings

The phrase others may possibly hear when you say “he in his feelings” fast and/or with slurred speech. In that awkward moment, those who are present may turn to each other and question one or more of the following:

1. “What are Penis Feelings”?

2. “Did he/she just say Penis Feelings?”
3. “Is it possible that we were on the topic of penis and I just missed the conversation switch entirely?”
1. Salina: “Hey, google! Play Penis Feelings by Ruby Rose.”
Google Home: “Playing He in His Feelings by Ruby Rose.”

2. Friend 1: “Did she just say Penis Feelings?”
Friend 2: “Huh?! No! Hahaha! That’s so random! How did you even hear that?”
Friend 1: “I dunno. That’s what it sounded like”.

Friend 2: “Get your hearing checked. No one said anything about penis. Hahaha!”
by sexiano_crew September 26, 2020
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Penis Chug

The act of inserting your penis into a bottle of your favorite beverage. Then, sucking in your stomach to vacuum up the beverage into your urethra and into your bladder. Then urinate out the beverage into your friend's mouth.
Then Andy dared me to give him a penis chug.
by Macaroni PP October 6, 2020
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wills penis

dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like
by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020
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Kleiner penis

A small penis, noun, is a joke about someone having a small dick
Kleiner penis, saiid mockingly to a person peeing standing up with exposed penis,
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022
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Dylan’s Penis

Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.
What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis
by J.J Hall June 14, 2022
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