piss joint

1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.

2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.

3. A bathroom.

The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"

"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."

"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"

"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
by Shakesfear May 11, 2012
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Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams
“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
My dick did a piss fork.”
by d0gl0g November 24, 2019
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Hot piss salad

After filling your sex partner's ass with piss, they spray it in your face while you toss the salad.
She kept saying "hot piss salad" to the tune of "zoot suit riot" and I was not ready for the night she had prepared for me.
by Nigel tallywhacker May 21, 2023
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piss boarding

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.
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Just my cup of piss

The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".

1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.

2. Something you're absolutely shite at.
1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."
by PUNCH-OUT!!! December 24, 2024
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De-pissing

The process of depissing some in which you - with consent - roofie them, feed them lots of water and liquids before pushing down on their stomach forcing them to pee all while they are asleep.
Yo, I heard Deana got de-pissed by Josh!

I heard Sandra likes de-pissing.
by Dimmadem April 03, 2022
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communal piss

Occurs when two or more people pee, generally outside, altogether while simultaneously staring at one another.
The communal piss taken by Bill and Ted strengthened their relationship, making the night one to remember.
by mintyfreshthot November 22, 2014
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