J U A N apostle

Joe mama's saviour from another world
Person 01:- who is J U A N apostle?
Person 02:-OMG! he's joe mama's saviour dude!
by Player Null April 15, 2022
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J NO LA

a sadness caused by dread of something inevitable
She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.

He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.

We all J NO LA sometimes.
by Carl Jackboxxx August 12, 2023
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Ryan J

Ryan J is an epic UK YouTuber known for making shite videos. He Is part of a group channel called "Me And The Boys." All the members (including him) are nonces. He does have a massive cock though.
Your Friend - "Did You See The New Ryan J Video?"
You - "Ew No! Why Would I Watch That Nonce?"
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Shanti J

Shanti J can be a unisex name but in this case shanti can be a girl. That Shanti is so cool, smart, small forehead, has no friends, and wishes to jump of a cliff but not rlly
Damn She seems like a Shanti J
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Harry J Martin

AKA Harry J Junior

The best YouTuber there is, creator of The Nit Song (the best song there is).
Have you seen Harry J Martin's recent YouTube video? nit nit
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scp-666.5-J

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.
D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.
by fuck off nosy ass prick December 12, 2021
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J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
by Linksjamar March 24, 2024
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