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Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation
Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.
by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025
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explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.
Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.
by Wizard Lizard May 10, 2014
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salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum
Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy
by LewisJepson September 20, 2010
mugGet the salad bummug.

bum

someone who doesn't work and refuses to work but still gets around pretending he does.

most commonly referred to ASH MOORE the bum
Ash Moore thinks he's top dog but he's actually a bum
by real geez October 13, 2021
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Country Bum Fuck

Country Bum Fuck

portmanteau

1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"

Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
by Gfsurvivor October 10, 2022
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Bum

Terry: you are a bum

Me: according to the urban dictionary you are a bum
by Terryisabum March 16, 2020
mugGet the Bummug.

bum bum

The ultimate comeback if you are losing and argument.
*in mind* ah shit im losing. "bum bum"
by FUCK MEKAL MYERS FUCKED ME October 16, 2021
mugGet the bum bummug.

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