eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing

elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3

by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022

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eating a man

like eating a pig. You cook it, you eat it, you poop later.

"I have never been poisoned by eating a man."

by eparchos February 7, 2022

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Eat

Food going into the mouth

Mary: I would love to eat some dick tonight
John: NO SUCKING FUCKER

by penalglands February 7, 2022

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National Eating Pussy Day

on february 11th, every man has to eat your pussy

hey baby it’s National Eating Pussy day, let’s go in the bedroom

by penisslayer February 11, 2022

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Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.

Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."

by wilnym February 11, 2022

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