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eat hummus

To go down on a Jewish woman or woman of semitic descent
"I hooked up with a Jewish girl last night. She is really into oral. I am going over to her place now home to eat hummus"
by Really likes hummus February 18, 2012
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eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.
Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.
by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021
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eating the greek meat

The act of fellatii on a penis that has recently penetrated a rectum or has partaken in anal intercoarse.
Michelle:Donny's dick tasted wierd when we had that orgy ..
Jane you didn't see him banging Louis

In the ass just before that ......girl you were eating the Greek meat!
by Vigna May 12, 2016
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eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.
“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023
by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023
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Eating Hibachi

A man getting has butt ate. His ass is the Hibachi
by SKIMBO February 15, 2024
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Gotta eat that velvet!

1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022
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eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.
Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.
by gorkieboys3000 October 29, 2023
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