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Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
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Bum

by Belugawhale8668 April 6, 2025
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Manchester Bumming

This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": *Manchester Bumming* is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication.
Person1: The other day I accidently Manchester Bummed my wife.. So embarrassing
Person2: The hell does that mean
Person1: This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": It is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication. Duh.. How come you haven't heard this before??
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fatty fatty bum bum

you are so fat you eat something in 2 bites
my freaking ate a burger in 2 bites he's a fatty fatty bum bum
by Joseph doge trsut April 8, 2025
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Bum bike

Bum bike is any sort of bicycle that's been modified with a small internal combustion engine kit to act as crude but effective moped. They are usually unregulated in most areas.
They are usually operated by a the homeless or a junky who doesn't have a car or motorcycle. This is done usually with a stolen bike and used as a means to get around town quickly while out commiting crime. They are usually very loud since they are use a two stroke motor. When one hears the sound of droning two cycle engine you know the junkies coming around to steal anything that's not nailed down.
Hey Jim do you hear that noise ?!

Jim; yeah it sounds like a bum bike, I better go lock my shit up before it gets stolen

Hey, who's riding that noisey ass Moped?! Oh that's earl, he lost his license when he got a DUI so he made a bum bike so he can get to work.
by Anton H April 9, 2025
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Bum

He's a bum
by Spade_3462 April 13, 2025
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Hot cock bum

When Lukey J slides his medium rare pork sled, deep inside the guts of a fine Easter time bakery delight. Then proceeds to fuck the guts of it until climax, putting a cheeky twist on the traditional Easter yum yum. You then have the option to feed it to a homeless person to keep their bellies full
Lukey J really loves his hot cock bums!
by Dobby38 April 25, 2025
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