No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.
Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!
by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 01, 2020
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boner army

The groups of young men that follow popular influencers because of the raging boners they get from the pictures they post online. Phrase created by the Drew and Mike podcast.
Livy Dunne has such a huge boner army following her around she doesn’t feel safe going to class anymore.
by GetSchwifty19556 August 31, 2023
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passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.
Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”
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Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 09, 2020
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Chilly Boner

"Holy shit, man! I have a chilly boner over that car!"
"The red hot chili peppers give me a red hot chilly boner!"
"Oh my god the 80s give me a chilly boner."
by Pseudomeg July 18, 2016
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crime boner

A boner you get from commiting crimes.
I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.
by The crime boner January 20, 2014
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Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner
by Meat chub December 30, 2019
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