A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.
An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.
The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.
The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?
The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 23, 2022
by Slamana Banner March 31, 2019
Bill -“did you see that movie a talkt about”
Frank -“ ye, it was like a forking banana”
Bill -“Frank, i don’t think it’s a good idea that we be friends anymore “
Frank -“you were all ways a forking banana Bill”
Frank -“ ye, it was like a forking banana”
Bill -“Frank, i don’t think it’s a good idea that we be friends anymore “
Frank -“you were all ways a forking banana Bill”
by Kaptenkalsipp February 20, 2018
by Redgorilla November 21, 2015
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.
by TheFatCrayon October 13, 2023
by Sup3rrad August 31, 2016