Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

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Anal Baby

When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.

"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"

by Stretfordian February 23, 2021

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The Anal Orchid

When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand.

Last evening my uncle told me that he got his hand stuck in hisx womans asss. I asked him," how is that possible.?" He replied, " my technique is,l giving her the Anal Orchid
When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand."

by Skip Jones July 7, 2023

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ANALE PRINS

The anal prince is a dutch title for a virgin who looses his virginity to another virgin thru anal sex and films it.
It's the highest order you can earn in the Netherlands and Belgium.

Thomas: "Jow er is een nieuwe anale prins in town!"
Marie: "Omg wie? Ik wil hem voor mij hebben."

by ARVI123 September 23, 2022

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Anal gazing

To expose your butt-hole to the sun in an attempt to recharge your body.

Typically this is performed naked with you on your hands and knees, typically with your head down and back slanted to properly expose your dot.

Hey Bronte, wanna go do some anal gazing?

by JohnSugar December 7, 2022

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